This corner of the Sketch Mates site is dedicated to the very funny people out there who’ve never faced stage lights and don’t intend to. They may be “nobodies” on the comedy club circuit, but they’re living legends among those who know them. They turn the mundane into perfect, hilarious moments with their wit.

You’re welcome to submit a line from a Quotable Nobody you know by posting a comment here. We’ll review the line and post it here if we like it. And no this isn’t a sad ploy on our part to steal lines for our comedy sketches.

Quotable Nobodies in this list are anonymous, to protect privacy and keep the magic going.