A special nod goes to this comedic genius QN, a living legend who could pull riffs like this out of thin air and create characters that could rival those of Sasha Baron-Cohen and Kids in the Hall. This one came out of nowhere on our way to see a doc about the Soviet Union:

“Yeah St. Petersburg used to be called Leningrad, and before that it was called Petrograd. Kiev was another major city then too. [Then, in pseudo Russian accent:]  “BUT WOMEN IN KIEV NOT LIKE WOMEN IN PETROGRAD.  WOMEN IN PETROGRAD– THEY COME LIKE CRAZY. CLITORIS– BIG LIKE PENIS.  SQUIRT IN MOUTH!  WAIT A MINUTE… THAT IS PENIS.  OH, HO! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!”

QN#0010

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