Mr. Advice

“My friend comes to me with a problem and says “QN, what should I do?” I say “Here’s what you do: go downtown to the department store. Lay down on the floor and, you know those long cracks in the tiles, put one eye up against a crack, and yell “I CAN SEE IT, I CAN SEE IT!”

You know, I give my friend this advice, and he just gets annoyed with me.”

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